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How weird do you have to be before
you're actually weird?

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Like, really weird.

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Or are we all weird anyway?

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And if we are all weird, then where do
you draw the line between okay weird and

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crazy weird?

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Like, take the people here, for
instance.

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Now, they all seem like what you'd call
normal, right?

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But what's normal?

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Until I'd met Bridget, I'd never met
anyone who didn't put cereal in their

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of fur and then put the milk on.

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But Bridget does it the other way
around.

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Why? Why what?

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Why do you put the cereal into your milk
instead of milk into your cereal?

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Was there some kind of law that says I
have to do it the other way?

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No, but that's just the way that
everyone does it.

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Well, I'm not everyone.

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Yeah, but is there a reason? Like, did
your parents fall into it or something?

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No, I just started doing it when I was
little, and then I kept on doing it.

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You know, I like doing it that way.

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You're weird.

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I think that's weird.

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Check out this.

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Elderly woman goes missing.

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This woman hasn't left her house for ten
years, and then one day the nurse goes

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to check on her, and they can't find
her. She's just vanished completely.

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That is weird.

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It's still not as weird as putting your
cereal in after the milk.

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Go away, will you?

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Mind you, Adam is hardly the one to
talk.

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Like everything he does is right
-handed.

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But he always stirs the sugar in his tea
with his left hand.

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Watch.

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See what I mean?

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I once asked him why he did that.

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When I was seven, I read this story
about an enemy spy who was able to track

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down the hero because he was right
-handed.

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Oh, yeah.

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He saw the hero stirring his tea.

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and ambushed him, so I thought I'd
outsmart any spies looking for me and

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stirring my tea with my left hand.

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I've been doing it ever since.

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That explains a lot about you. An awful
lot.

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Not that Guy could talk either. If
anyone had weird habits, then some of

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take the cake.

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Okay, ready for lights out, guys?

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Fine by me.

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Yep.

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Um, don't mean to pry into your personal
habits, guy.

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Go right ahead. I've got no secrets.

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What are you doing?

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Cleansing the room.

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Excuse me?

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I've been doing it ever since I was
four. My grandfather reckoned that if I

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paced out two circles around the room
before I went to sleep at night, it

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stir up the air and make all the nasties
go away.

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For real?

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Yeah, you reckon it was based on wild
dogs. They always did a 360 turn before

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they settled down for the night.

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And you actually believe that? Well, not
really, but I just kind of got into the

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habit of doing it. Now, if I don't do
it, I can't sleep.

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Oh, are you serious?

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Yep, it's weird, I know, but that's how
it is. Good night, guys.

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Good night, Tripstick.

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Then there's Cass.

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Every time we get our boards out, she
goes through the same rituals.

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Okay, you promised to be good to me
today, so don't let me down.

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I know you're going to enjoy it. You
just need to stay nice and calm.

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Cassie, one day you're going to get a
big fright. Your board is actually going

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to start talking back.

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She already does.

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Come on.

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You can't hear her, but I can.

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We have this special understanding.

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Well, you know they have doctors for
that sort of thing, Cass.

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Have you always talked to your board?
Every board I've ever owned since I was

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five. Why?

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It's an inanimate object.

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It can't talk back.

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Oh, it makes me feel good.

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If I didn't do it, my whole day would be
ruined. I wouldn't be able to stop

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thinking about it.

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You have to hand it to Cassie.

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She makes it sound like talking to
surfboards is the most natural thing in

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world. In fact, she makes it sound like
you're the weird one if you don't talk

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to your board.

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Even Lauren, who's normally a very
together person, has some strange ways

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it. What's the matter?

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Starfish! What?

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What's she doing?

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Hit me.

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This old June has had two lives.

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What was that all about?

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When I was six, I heard this story about
a starfish.

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If you found one on the beach, you
should always draw a square around it.

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the starfish would live and you would
have good luck.

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Do you always do that?

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Yep, every time.

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Whatever turns you on, I suppose.

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So there they were.

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My five normal friends.

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On the outside, you'd think they were
your average, well -adjusted teenager,

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mainly they were.

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But even average, well -adjusted
teenagers obviously have their quirks.

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And then, of course, there's me.

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Like, I'd always considered myself to be
normal, right?

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But watching the others made me wonder
if I had a few weird things going on

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And once I started looking, it didn't
take long to find out.

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Stop threatening.

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I'm not stressing.

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Yes, you are. Whenever you stress, you
suck your teeth, which is what you've

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been doing for the last five minutes.

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I don't suck my teeth.

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You do.

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How?

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I don't do that, do I? Whenever you
can't work something out, it's a dead

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giveaway. It must be something I've just
started.

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No way. You've been doing it ever since
you got here.

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Guy reckons we should all chip in and
buy you a dummy as a stress reliever. Is

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it that bad?

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Don't fret about it. You just get a
little bit loud sometimes, that's all.

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Discovering I was a teeth sucker was one
thing, especially since it seemed I'd

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been doing it forever without even
knowing about it.

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But that was nothing compared to what
happened next.

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Charlie! You gave me a start, I thought
everyone was in bed.

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Charlie?

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Charlie, is everything okay?

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Sorry? Sleepwalking? You're joking.

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It's nothing to be worried about.

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Happens to lots of kids and teenagers.
Most of them just grow out of it.

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Have you been stressing out about
anything lately, mate? Because that's

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what causes it.

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We've had exams this week, but I thought
I was coping all right. You probably

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are, but that could be a reason. The
only danger is that you could injure

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yourself by falling down the stairs with
me.

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And if any of the other kids find you,
we have to make sure they don't try and

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wake you up. No, can we please not tell
the others? We need to take precautions,

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mate. If you injure... This is a one
-off, I swear.

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I don't want everyone to think I'm a
freak. No one will think that.

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Sleepwalking's not a big deal. Even so,
can we please just keep it quiet for

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now? If I do it again, I agree, it makes
sense to tell other people.

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But can we at least wait until that
happens?

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Okay. If that's what you really want,
we'll go along with it.

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But if it happens again, you have to
promise to stick to your side of the

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bargain. I do.

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Absolutely.

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Fortunately, my sleepwalking stunt did
turn out to be a one -off.

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A few days went by, then a week, then a
month.

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My life carried on like it always had.

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I've had enough for one day. Are you
coming in?

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No, I'm going to stick it out for a bit
longer.

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Okay, I'll see you up there.

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Okay, see ya.

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So everything was back to normal again.

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Although I'm not sure if normal meant
the same now as it used to mean.

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Now I'd come to accept that everyone had
their funny little kinks.

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But just as I thought I'd got a handle
on this, something happened that forced

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me to reassess everything all over
again.

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Oh, perfect timing, Charlie. We've
almost finished.

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Oh, don't panic.

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I'm doing the dishes tonight.

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Well, you're in for a real treat. Adam
has used every pot in the whole house.

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What?

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Wait until you taste what I've made.

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What we've made? Yes, what we've made.
It is sensational.

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Hey, what's this?

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It's an old woman who went missing. You
know the one from the newspaper?

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Yeah, they're distributing them to
everyone's letterbox.

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How hard can it be to find an old woman?

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It's not like she's going to hitch a
ride to Queensland.

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I don't know.

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Hey, Bec, do you know this old woman
that's gone missing? Not really. She was

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bit of a recluse for the last ten years
or so.

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Hey, get this.

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Rosemary Wilson was one of the first
female surfers in the area in the 1950s.

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that true?

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According to this, she won the first
women's competition to be run at Blue

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Beach in 1955.

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See, that's what happens to the surfer
girls when they retire. They become

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hermits and lose their marbles
completely.

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Oh, well, at least it takes about 70
years or so. You guys have already lost

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your marbles.

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That's assuming they have some to start
with. Okay, girls, that's enough

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feminism for one night. Time to sample
the best food you'll eat all week. Uh

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-huh.

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Mmm.

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I have to say, I'm braced for a shoot.
This is actually quite passable.

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Passable? It's way better than passable.

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Yeah, what's wrong with that?

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Mmm. Carrots are a little overdone for
my liking.

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Lauren cooked those.

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What? I told you not to put them in for
so long.

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Don't listen to them, Lauren. It's
terrific.

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You'd win a lot of friends if you cooked
food like this on the circuit.

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What's up, Bridget? You've hardly said a
word all night.

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I just keep thinking about that poor old
woman who's gone missing. I mean, what

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if she's fallen somewhere or had an
accident?

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How many days has she been missing now?
I think about three.

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Wow, that's a long time to go without
food and water.

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She's an old woman, for Pete's sake. She
can't have gone far.

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Well, they've had dozens of people
searching the area.

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Yeah, but... What if she ended up on the
beach and she could have got hit by a

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wave? You know?

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And what, drowned?

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Oh, don't say that.

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Hey, sadly, it's a possibility.

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Maybe she's not lost. Maybe she's been
abducted. Who would abduct a 70 -year

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-old woman? And why?

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I don't know. Maybe she's got some money
stashed away somewhere. Or someone's

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got a grudge against her. I don't know.
The world's full of weirdos. Well, on

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that really cheery note, how about we
turn our minds to dessert?

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Assuming there is some.

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Actually, there is some.

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And Guy has made it. And, Lauren, here's
your chance to get back at him.

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Oh, I can't wait.

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31,

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32, 33, 34, 35.

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Okay, well done, guys. Stomach crunches.
Voice first. Let's go. Three minutes.

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Ready? Come on.

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Go.

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Hey, Charlie, what are you doing, mate?

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Something wrong?

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Charlie!

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Today we look at the subject of
conforming.

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Who can tell me why it might be a good
idea to conform, to act like everybody

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else?

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Well, come on, class, don't all talk at
once now.

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Yeah. Bridget, help rescue us all from
this sea of indifference.

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Well, with driving a car, we all have to
drive on the same side of the road.

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Or? Or we'd probably crash into each
other and die.

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Right. Social conformity, necessary to
preserve life and limb.

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Anything else?

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Yeah, we need to conform with clothes.

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What? Well, if you play football, then
you have to wear the same colours as

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teammates, otherwise nobody will know
who's who, will they? Very good.

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Conforming to achieve a common goal.
Yes, Cathy?

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But so what if we don't want to conform?

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What if I want to wear clothes nobody
else does and have a special look that's

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on my own? Oh, Cathy, you'll always have
a special look that's your own no

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matter what clothes you wear.

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Oh, you know what I mean.

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We have to be individuals too, don't we?
A fair question.

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Charlie, do you have an opinion on that?
Well, I was just thinking that great

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artists, painters, writers, musicians,
they didn't conform.

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They were rebels.

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I bet they drove on the right side of
the road, though. Yeah, otherwise they'd

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have died, and it's hard to rebel when
you're dead.

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So, sometimes we need to conform, and
sometimes we need to do our own thing.

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Pretty fair summation, Bridget. But
when?

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When what?

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When should we conform, and when should
we be an individual?

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And how much of an individual can we be?

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Class, I'm delighted.

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You're asking all the right questions.

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So, what are the answers?

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No idea.

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But I'm looking forward to finding out
from all of you because that's the topic

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of this week's essay.

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How much freedom should we have as
individuals?

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Answers by Friday, please, and no
extensions.

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Yes, Guy?

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If I rebel and hand my essay in a week
late, does that make me a great artist?

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No, Guy, it makes you a failed year 11
student from Blue Water High.

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Textbooks out, please. 2 to chapter 7.

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Hey, you know what, guys? I reckon we
could be onto something seriously good

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here. If we consider ourselves as great
artists, we can pretty much write our

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own rule book.

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So, Captain Guy, what would you do
differently?

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Oh, I don't know. Get up at ten instead
of five. Eat cake for breakfast. Wear

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rubbish clothes to school.

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Okay, cool. So you'd skip training, get
unfit, and then get kicked out of

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school. And solar blue.

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Okay, so the plan has a few flaws.
Nothing that can't be worked on, though.

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Forgetting one other thing, Guy. Yes,
Charles.

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Great artists also happen to produce a
bit of great art along the way. Oh, a

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significant fact. Okay, okay, you win.
I'll go back to being boring and normal

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like all of you.

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Oh.

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Look.

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I hope they find her soon.

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It's been four days now. An old woman
like that, she can't survive for too

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longer.

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Come on. Kick your legs harder, Lauren.
You too, Adam.

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Well done, guys. Keep it up. You're on
the time. This is the last lap.

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Get home.

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I am so tired. Every muscle in my legs
is screaming.

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If you feel like that, imagine how the
rest of us feel.

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Well, all I can say is I'm glad I'm not
cooking tonight.

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Either of you know that guy over there?

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I've never seen him before.

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Same here. Why?

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Well, he's been hanging around the last
few days watching us train.

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Oh, well, it's a free beach. Can't stop
him.

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Still, it's a bit odd. When do I do
that?

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That's what I'd like to know.

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00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:42,960
Hey, can you take these for me? You're
not going to talk to him, are you? Why

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not? I'd like to know why he's so
fascinated by her.

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00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,840
Well, do you want us to wait?

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No, it won't be long.

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I'm just going to let him know that we
don't like being spied on.

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I think we should wait. You never know
what might happen.

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00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,400
All right, well, can we at least sit
down? My legs are jelly.

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Hi, how are you doing?

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Not enough, thanks.

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I've noticed you've been watching us
train for the last few days.

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Do you mind if I ask why?

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I wondered if any of you'd seen me.
Look, no offence, but we're not too

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about being spied on.

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Spied on?

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Goodness me, I must cut a more serious
figure than I imagined.

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So what's this all about? Why have you
been watching us?

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Well, it's quite simple really. I've
been trying to find out what sorts of

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people you are.

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To see if you're right.

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Right for what?

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Do you mind if I sit down?

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My legs aren't what they were, I'm
afraid.

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00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:40,290
Oh, sure.

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00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:47,150
Oh, well, it looks like he doesn't feel
the need for us to rescue him. Not that

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we'd know what to do anyway.

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We'll see you back there.

321
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:53,110
Yeah.

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00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:56,890
Hey,

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is Charlie upstairs?

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00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,850
No, I thought he was standing here with
you guys.

325
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,090
Shouldn't he be back by now? Back from
where?

326
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:06,700
You shouldn't have left him with that
old man. What old man?

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00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:08,700
Come on, he was old and frail. What
could he do?

328
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,000
What are you two on about?

329
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,260
Is Charlie in trouble?

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00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,399
I hope not.

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00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,400
Hey, timing.

332
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:15,940
The girls are just about to end their
search and rescue squad.

333
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:19,020
Hey, mate, what's all this stuff about
some old man you were hanging out with?

334
00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,180
What's the story, Charlie?

335
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,220
Is everything okay?

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00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:22,900
I don't think so.

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00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,120
What's the matter, Charlie?

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00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:26,240
The old woman, the one who's missing.

339
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,020
What about her? Do you know where she
is?

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00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:29,380
I'm pretty sure I do.

341
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,640
Where?

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00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,430
She's in here.

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00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:37,210
What? What are you saying, Charlene?
She's like a genie in a bottle.

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00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,490
Why? What?

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00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:42,310
It's either that or she's... These are
her ashes.

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00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,410
She was cremated three days ago.

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00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:50,990
So just when I got used to the idea that
even normal people can be a little bit

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crazy, I was suddenly thrown a curveball
by someone who pushed this theory to

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the limit. And let's be honest, in this
case, it went way beyond the limit.

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00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:01,450
Let me get this straight. Is an old guy
in his themes harmless enough?

351
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,730
Yeah, he's the image of a perfect
grandfather.

352
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:06,369
And he told you that that is the missing
woman?

353
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:07,750
It's good as, yeah.

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00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,849
Rosie loved to surf, you see.

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00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:15,710
Every day we'd come down, she'd be
straight into the water. It was like she

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belonged in it.

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00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:18,130
So what happened?

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00:17:18,869 --> 00:17:21,589
Same thing that happens to us all. She
got old.

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00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:25,930
Surf was too strong. She struggled
against the currents.

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00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:27,710
It was much too dangerous.

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00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,590
So she had to stop altogether?

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00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,130
That's right.

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00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,090
I guess that must have been pretty
upsetting for her.

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00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:35,910
She was never the same again.

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00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:38,450
All the life went out of her.

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00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:43,770
Her last years were pretty miserable,
really.

367
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,910
Yeah, well, it all makes sense. The
name, the age, the surfing, everything.

368
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,990
But how did she die? And when?

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00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:55,030
Happened about four days ago. I took her
out some biscuits.

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00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,730
She always had a witness for shortbread.

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00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,970
She was on the veranda. I thought she
was asleep.

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00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:07,330
When I went back a few hours later, the
biscuits hadn't been touched and her

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00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,390
eyes were still closed.

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00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:14,370
This time I... I could see she... she
wasn't going to wake up.

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00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:18,530
Well, shouldn't you have tried to get
her some sort of medical attention?

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00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,090
Nothing they could have done.

377
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,850
Didn't you think of telling someone?
What about her family?

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00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,870
All have long gone. Nobody left there.

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00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,570
So you just had her cremated?

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00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,100
Without letting anyone know.

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00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,800
Rosie wouldn't have wanted any fuss.

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00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,520
Besides, she'd lost contact with people.

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00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,640
I was her only friend.

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00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:45,820
I don't get why he wanted to see you.
And why he's been watching us train for

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00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,820
the past three days.

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00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,780
Like I told you, Rosie loved to surf.

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00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:55,400
And I know she'd want her final resting
place to be out there.

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00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,580
I was...

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00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,840
Looking to find someone suitable.

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00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:02,900
Suitable for what?

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00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:07,740
For taking her ashes out and scattering
them in the ocean.

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00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,120
You want us to do that?

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00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:11,960
Would you mind?

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00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:17,540
You all look such decent young people
and it would make us both very happy.

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00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,320
Rosie especially.

396
00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:22,780
So who wants us to scatter her ashes in
the ocean?

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00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,700
That's it. It's a bit weird, isn't it? I
guess we've all got to end up

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00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:30,120
somewhere. The ocean's probably the good
of places anyway. Especially if she's

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00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,420
just there for it. It only seems
natural.

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00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:35,000
Wait, excuse me. Aren't we forgetting a
few small issues here?

401
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:35,999
Like what?

402
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,800
Like there's this woman who's missing.
Her pictures are up all over the

403
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,380
and people are searching for her
everywhere.

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00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:45,420
And then this old guy who none of us
have ever seen before turns up out of

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00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:46,420
blue with her ashes.

406
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,080
Adam's right. With all due respect to
the old man, we can't just accept his

407
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,080
story at face value.

408
00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:55,400
Sorry, what are you saying? That he
could have done away with her?

409
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:56,820
He couldn't have.

410
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,260
Could he?

411
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,080
Well, I don't know. I mean, he seemed
nice enough.

412
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:03,200
But everyone has their crazy side,
right?

413
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,740
I don't know about that crazy, though.
He hardly looked like a murderer to me.

414
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,220
What, and you hang out with plenty of
murderers? No, you know what I mean.

415
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:14,680
I'm not saying anything like that
happened, but the fact is something has

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00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,160
occurred and there are proper procedures
to follow with stuff like this.

417
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,960
So what do we do now?

418
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,320
Well, there's only one thing we can do.

419
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,040
I've never done this sort of thing
before.

420
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:40,360
What should I say?

421
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,520
Just tell the truth.

422
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,200
Come on, everything will be all right.

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00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:49,640
And then he asked me if I could take the
urn out to sea and scatter the ashes.

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00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,500
And what did you say?

425
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,020
Well, he seemed like such a sad old guy.
I didn't feel I could refuse.

426
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,960
Bit of a strange request, though.

427
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,760
I mean, weren't you suspicious?

428
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,440
Well, yeah, a bit.

429
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,240
But he was so sincere and... And?

430
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:08,360
Well, I guess... Underneath the surface,
we're all a bit strange sometimes,

431
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,940
especially if we're a bit stressed.

432
00:21:11,860 --> 00:21:12,860
Hmm.

433
00:21:13,020 --> 00:21:16,860
I think you'll agree, Sergeant Leslie,
that Charlie's done the right thing by

434
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,340
coming here today and telling you about
it. Yes, yes, that's true. You've done

435
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,340
the right thing, Charlie.

436
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,340
Well, at least we know where the old
woman who went missing is.

437
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,840
And you must be happy to call off the
search now.

438
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,720
Well, not exactly.

439
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,180
Why? You don't think this is her?

440
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:34,480
Well, as it turns out, Rosemary Wilson
was found last night.

441
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:37,250
Some hikers came across her up in the
hills.

442
00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:38,510
Was she alive?

443
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:39,710
Oh, very much so.

444
00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:44,150
It seems she decided to go shopping for
the first time in ten years and ended up

445
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:47,210
on the wrong road. So she just kept on
walking.

446
00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,510
For four days?

447
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:52,490
Well, you know, memory might be shot to
pieces, but she's got the stamina of an

448
00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:53,449
ox.

449
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:57,190
Well, then if these aren't her ashes,
then whose are they?

450
00:21:57,510 --> 00:22:02,330
Well, that, Charlie, is the very
question that's been going through my

451
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:05,750
His dog?

452
00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:08,670
Yeah. She was 17, an old Labrador.

453
00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:09,970
He showed us pictures.

454
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,930
Well, why didn't he tell you that when
you were talking to him? Well, I never

455
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:15,510
asked. I just assumed from the way he
spoke he was the person.

456
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,590
So what did the police say?

457
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:20,370
What can they say? It's not like anyone
broke the law or anything.

458
00:22:20,850 --> 00:22:23,870
Well, I've heard of people being
attached to their dog, but never this

459
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:28,430
I can understand it. My family would be
devastated if we lost our dog.

460
00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:30,170
And he did say it was his only friend.

461
00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:32,210
So what happens now?

462
00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:33,910
Well, I'm going to do what he asked.

463
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,970
You mean scatter the ashes in the sea?

464
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,430
Yep. And if anyone would like to help me
give Rosie a good surface send -off,

465
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:40,490
I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

466
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:48,630
I suppose we should have all felt a bit
weird paddling out to a funeral for a

467
00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:52,210
dog. But the more we got used to the
idea, the more it felt like the right

468
00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:53,210
to do.

469
00:22:56,910 --> 00:23:00,950
In fact, by the time we came to do it,
it felt like the most natural thing in

470
00:23:00,950 --> 00:23:01,950
the world.

471
00:23:24,110 --> 00:23:25,810
Here we go, Rosie.

472
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,450
Your last, uh...

473
00:23:45,879 --> 00:23:46,879
Bye, Rosie.

474
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,160
See you, Rosie.

475
00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:51,660
Bye, Rosie.

476
00:24:05,659 --> 00:24:08,940
Before all this happened, I used to
think that people were either normal or

477
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:09,940
weird.

478
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:13,940
Now I have the feeling that we're all a
little bit weird, and that's the thing

479
00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:14,940
that makes us normal.

480
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,580
Whether that's a good thing or not, it's
something I'm still trying to figure

481
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:21,420
out. Then again, maybe I never will.

482
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,540
There's too much choice and not enough
time to fall.

